My sincere condolences to you and your hardworking pasta men back in Maranello. And Mugello. And whereverello. They’ve been busy flouting testing agreements with gay abandon, but nothing seems to be going your way. Specially, the rules.
So I thought I’d enlighten you upon a really important rule. The rule of Karma.
It reads somewhat like this:
Every deed a man performs
With body, or voice, or mind
It is this that he can call his own
This with him takes as he goes hence
This is what follows after him
And like a shadow never departs
Translation: What goes around comes around.